Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! He sounds like a dick. "The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 Quotes." That's not very P.C. Rudy Van Disarzio: It doesn't look like anything. He looks like a paedophile. But don't worry alright? Ill be off my tits on happiness., Vince: Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho., Vince: Youre in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare., Howard: Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. He's got one of those faces. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? 17 of Ken Dodds most ingeniously funny jokes Nanageddon. Anthrax and Ebola - The Gothic girls (played by. It's a mash up! One for height. I need to meditate, go away and digest what we have spoken about, come to an understanding of why I was right and you are wrong, and then I type it up and give it back to you in note form. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Vince Noir: [pauses. I am a summer soup Mm! Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Well, two. 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. As big as a garage. Vince Noir: Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Vince Noir: Howard? Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! It's delivered by ninjas. It doesn't work. What have you been doing? Privacy Policy. And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. It is possible to get rid of Nanatoo with the mystical incantation, "Nana Nana go away, come again another day!". The Spirit of Jazz: I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten! Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Some say hes half man, half fish. Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. Oh cheese. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. NOOO! Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! All is lost. Tony Harrison: How dare you. But as he came past, I, I licked his back. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? [the eight-year-old]. Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. Boosh! Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. Howard: Suppose I could try a little bit. Legendary fish. Order up some violent quiche., Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. Pound ya banana! Series 2: 3. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Howard Moon: But we had an arrangement Vince Noir: Oh, boo-hoo the arrangement! "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! Howard Moon: Are you now? It's true. This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. There's a simple truth to me. An idea is formulating! The Moon: Heey! To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Got a ring to that don't it? 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one. "The Boosh!" And then, apropos of nothing but your sheer companionable joy, you both broke into an off-the-cuff rendition of Calm a Llama Down. Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. Funk. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Think of Johnny Thunders. Howard: New school? Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. Chilli chowder. Fashion may come and go. Soup! Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. An outrage! Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. There were loads of 'em on the front. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. No way. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! Like um, like a garage. Very visually noisy, your face. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! Howard Moon: What? The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Vince Noir: Are you going to tell me your real name or not? He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". That's the agreement. The Board of Shamen: We are super magic men/We stay out 'til five A.M./Though we live by Shamen laws/What goes on tour, stays on tour. Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man. The egg is around here, I can sense it. - Black Elk. niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. I have the amulet. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. I call it the library suit. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. 27min. 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners I couldn't reach the pee-trough! It's the first rule of zookeeping. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . With the hand feet. Legendary fish. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? Look! Sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black Howard Moon: So if you're feeling blue John the Baptist: [wearing Dark Glasses] because someone's been copying you Jesus: [also wearing Dark Glasses] you don't automatically have to sue Rudy Van Disarzio: Put away those fiery biscuits! I don't wanna get left behind. Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Saboo: Kirk? Elements of the past And elements. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! The internet's a powerful tool these days. Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Vince Noir: You just caught me off guard. In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. Hook goes right through 'im. NO? We are alone now. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Stop. Like that. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. 40 of the funniest jokes about Brexit It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? Soup! You witness some soil? Howard: Pass me the first of his last words. And keep him at bay with your jab alright? Play like you've never played before! Vince: Yeah. Rudy Van Disarzio: Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar? Miso! Remember the pencil! It hurts! This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. They're all a bunch of w******! You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. Some call me Photoshop. Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. Rudy: The Pipe test. Many have failed. Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great. Played by Dee Plume's nephew. Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? All mouth Julian Barratt and. There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. Thug #1: Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. Howard: Yeah, it's like a brass band under a wig. Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. Simon McFarnaby: Thanks, well I'll go and get warmed up. "A miracle! [Throws it away]. More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Boosh! TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Tony Harrison: Come on! Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Rudy Van Disarzio: My wife was like all women: strange and evil! What do you think you're playing at? Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? It isn't small, it's the big one! The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw! Gonna do a portrait are you? Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup? Howard Moon: How dare you? It's fine. Stronger than a moose! The eyes screaming out? The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners Huh? I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. Jab up this joker! Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. You blind? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. I do my own hair. Desolation of the soul. I've just been riding a porpoise. Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. I've got a heavy goods license. The Hitcher: Fourteen shillings for your melons! Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Starring Charlie. North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin! I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). Can't catch what don't exists. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. You see a peanut? Imagine that. Vince: This is the best job in the zoo: Millet distribution. He always say "Please, Bollo. Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, yrumpets and spanners. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Order up some violent quiche., Johnny Two Hats: Im Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. The Mighty Boosh - Season 1, Outtakes Loreathan's Fantastic World 485K views 5 years ago Mix - The Mighty Boosh - Nanageddon - Yakult! The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? Fossil: You know, the black eyes Chinese people that eat sticks? It's a Sacred Robe! I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Twiddles fingers uneasily, then sits down beside Polar Bear and gingerly puts arm around him]. Do you mind? Find your thing. There's a simple truth to me. Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? He swung right out of the band there. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Quick, run! Howard Moon: So? Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Like that. Howard Moon: Have a look through there, what do you see? Bob Fossil: Technically, you're not a Peeping Tom if it's one of your relatives. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Good for your digestive system. Well, I have! This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Howard Moon: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? Noel is a . Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! [Howard switches it off]. But I found another song about a train. It burns! I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron. [smiles]. The Hitcher: Yeah, It's a good one, ain't it? Tony Harrison: I can't drive! [Takes a spoon full and eats some vomit] Mmmm.