The official site for award winning screenwriter and playwright ARTHUR M. JOLLY. Unfortunately, because of copyright restrictions, we cannot sell to persons in your country. Its not mine. This store is PCI Compliant, Please log in to begin your shopping experience. Is it difficult for you to accept criticism? No. Oedipus the King. Nick is gay. Featured by the NYC Playwrights Project "Women in the Age of Trump." This . . Shes over 50, divorced, and she sits in night after night after night because available guys her age want something-forgive me, they want somebody that looks like Marin. For some reason, my guidance counselor took an interest in me. If there were just one or two, but four! They took me in, accepted me, but did any of you love me? Why? Its all her fault. She was in charge of suitcases filled with money and over 2,500 children throughout her work with the Zegota, helping Jews escape and find safe houses during the war. I thought my hand might go through into space. Obsessively going over the events of the day, they grasp at trying to come to terms with their disjointed lives and their singular, unsettling dream. Hmbitter rock chick in a bandbitter rock chick without a band. My name's Gabriel Davis and I have written audition monologues for actors, from Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) School of Drama. Bates, may I please speak with you? These monologues are great for auditioning and for working on your craft. Lucky for her, shes a trust fund baby. In the old days I would have gone to my grave ignorant of the wonderful and beautiful knowledge that my husband was spending his afternoons humping Charlotte Korman!. The girl is English. But she didnt do it well enough. A monologue from the play by Thomas Middleton. All my life, all I ever wanted to be was a rock and roll star. Irena describes her plight as an ally to the escaping children and families during WWII. But why, good fisherman,Am I thought meat for you, that never yetHad angling rod cast towards me? Theres never anything you want to play! ANNA: I s'pose if I tried to tell you I wasn't- that- no more you'd believe me, wouldn't you? Better Mr Podkolyosin. Indeed, virtue gets up upon marriage sometimes and manageth it in the right way, but marriage is of another piece; for as a horse may be without a man, and a man without a horse. I love Josh! (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Pregnancy) ELIZABETH Cause I got bored and had sex with you? Anyway, its not as bad as it sounds Still. . You may receive a verification email. Im fully aware of the fact that letters to you dont even make it to the White House. (She rummages in her purse and pulls them all out instead of one.) The last is a girl who is simply tired of women being seen as the weaker sex. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Bi-Polar Disorder) One Minute Monologues from Movies One Minute Monologues from Plays 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Annie): "Daddy, I know what I want to do with my life" 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Annie): "You are being really, really, really mean" 'Annie Jump and the Library of Heaven' (Dr. Jump): "Greetings, citizens of Strawberry" There is so much to hear if you just stay quiet and listen for it. This is really fascinating, whats going on at this table. . I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. By what stretch of the imagination . After he decided he couldnt come to my birthday party because it was too much of a commitment I decided that Id give him my Virginia County. He told me he loved me. It is my last reception, and one wants something that will encourage conversation, particularly at the end of the season when every one has practically said whatever they had to say, which, in most cases, was probably not much. The Crucible 11. You would know that if you got your beautiful-haired-head out of your a**hole. Newly revised and expanded, the book includes the author's own assessment of each monologue. . Cost is $11.00 for this set of four monologues in digital format. LIKE DREAMING, BACKWARDS, by Kellie Powell. "Doubt" by John Patrick Shanley. SET THIS! Present day.. Besides, hes poured so much down his own throat that he knew the good of it., A monologue from the play by John Marston. You are now subscribed to our More Good Stuff maling list. The boys have been partying. 11. This isnt Julias first round in therapy, but to this point nothing seems to have worked. And in conclusion, may I remind you that it doesnt say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. ITS FOOD! she cried. No, Im not getting an abortion. Youre gonna be, like (sexy voice) I teach yoga in Los Angeles Karen, you are at your peak right now. . Cause, youll say,Im given to sport, Im often merry, jest.Had mirth no kindred in the world but lust?Oh, shame take all her friends then! I told you she wanted to go to Paris. Oh, well put C not sure. Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Were living in a new guiltless society. A monologue from the screen play by Nia Vardalos. So, II killed. You can raise the price of stamps again. I find that just as annoying as those sistas who have never experienced cramps. Every week I spent my allowance on crayons. Erynne, a rebellious punk girl, has been kicked out of her house and is living in a mini-van and her boyfriend is thinking about dumping her. Know why? Judge Dredd Digital - Free ebook download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read book online for free. Hiding. When thats gone, what have you got? I am happy for you, Lillian. . Bates. All she can describe are abstract concepts, and they must suffice in place of the tangible horror of depression. hungry. Your mom must be pretty stoked that youre not taking me. Leah, just said that you were gonna go with her. When I was completing my MFA in Playwriting at CMU, I helped actor's prepare for their Senior Showcase presentations. She borrowed it and now . (Finishes her glass of wine and pours herself another one.) The winter was almost over. Have you played over all your old lessons othe virginals? (. . Sarah desires a life of picture-perfect glamour and excitement and has married her high school sweetheart Jimmy. But now I dont know how to act around him. You have successfully purchased store credit. It was a knockout; shimmering with pinks and blues, lavenders and maroons, turquoise and golds, oranges and creams. Because this was pointless. I dont fit. Abe didnt come to the party. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. And if I told you that yust MILDRED: Please do not mock at my attempts to discover how the other half lives. YELLOW: lemon curls dipped in sugar . Theyve all come out! Thats cause youre still changing. I mean, what was my problem? Maybe its better if I dip it in the CHOCOLATE!! Yes, and cant IBut I vow Im disposing of the husband, before I have secured the lover. . So, you have two cousins, I have 27 first cousins. No. ITS ALL THE FOOD SHES BEEN SPITTING OUT! This happens when I drink, if Im not careful, Mrs. Darnell. Ty is my pal, I dont begrudge her a boyfriend. Ill write all their names on a bit of paper, roll them up tight, then so be it. Do you have ups and downs without obvious reason? Oh, thats you, Harold! And jewelry? But I dont cry about it any more. That night. I was 18 before I knew it, and my aunt, your great aunt Sandrashe waited until I was 18 to give me my list but it was kinda too late. I found my own materials. You might like to read Camus The Stranger, if you have not already done so. Shit. Now, if you could attach Mr Anuchkins lips to Mr Podkolyosins nose, and take some of Mr Zhevakins easy manner, and perhaps add Mr Omelets solid build, I could decide on the spot. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless. The second after Id got my drivers license, I grabbed my fake ID, jumped into my Pinto, and headed straight over the hill for Hollywood. Um I might go to Brenstone Unitarian Church. Home | Uncategorized | 35 Comedic Monologues for Women, A monologue from the play by Tony Kushner. . But I send them anyway, once a day, and do you know why? Obviously. . You fit for a knights beddrowsy browed, dull eyed, drossy spritedI hold my life you have forgot your dancing: when was the dancer with you? This brief selection of examples shows how Spregelburd's translation neutralizes the ambiguities in the source text by determining a female character to the main voice in the play (1, 2), attributing a male identity or a generic nature to entities that are not defined in terms of gender (3) and using masculine generic forms in the target text in Spanish (4). It was the most bad-assed thing Id ever seen a woman do. (She goes to her desk, gets some paper and writes the names on them.) But the wrong effort. . I could quit, and become the bitter old b*tch who devoted her whole life to rock and roll and never succeeded or, I could stick with it and become the bitter old b*tch who refused to give up. She was pleased. OH, GARDNER, ITS A MOUNTAIN OF ROTTING GARBAGE! Of course in a sense you were right. Take your pick. . However, if he be so young, so handsome, and so everything as you mention, I believe hell do still. Copyright 2023 PerformerStuff. It glittered and towered in the moonlight like some . Worthing, I Confess ..". Character: Sister James . But then reserved, and sheepish, thats much against him. Then, theres my gorgeous sister here. thy head for liking his father to a singing-man . The Dutch Courtesan. It was a monument of my castoff dinners, only I hadnt built it with food. A strong dose of love is worse than one of ratafia; when it once gets into our heads, it trips up our heels, and then good night to discretion. With every mouthful you just saw this look of pure gratitude crossing her face like I cant believe Im getting to eat this this is awesome. Monologue from the play Lacey's Last Chance Serial Dater - Comedic Monologue, Female Excerpt: " My father was a wonderful man who waited on me hand and foot when I was a child. I see a young woman. . Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. I'm sixty-two (insert appropriate age) next week. She gave no warning, leaving only a note for Colin by way of explanation. A monologue from the play by Carlo Goldoni. How romantic! And that was the last time in eight months that I tasted food I estimate, going four times a week, I should be through with Doctor Margolies in another year. . It was more like a rout! Copyright [2021] Mighty Actor, DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (BOYS), DRAMATIC MONOLOGUES FOR TEENS/KIDS (GIRLS), 20 Best Contemporary Comedic Monologues For Women From Plays, 11. Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because as we all know, men- especially older men- are threatened and afraid of productive, interesting women. It is the end of term, Mack and Benny are graduating and the contract is up on their flat. . An assortment of public domain monologues taken from classic plays organized by gender and type. Here is she going to throw away fifteen thousand pounds; upon what? Do you find the idea of wife-swapping distasteful?. I might pumice my feet. You are now subscribed to our More Good Stuff maling list. (pause) Oh my god! Darnell?). Theyve gone. That was a college-level analysis. in this great country of ours there must be thousands of people who are sending you poisoned post. Gray Matters funny monologue about the guy who runs your brain (to an awkward girl) Annika. (Male or Female, Serio-Comedic/Comedic, 20s 40s) However, feel free to browse tips and download any public domain (free) monologues on our site. Fantastic! That reminds me, I dont think I ever got a piece! Oh come on, it was high school dance. O, but a virtuous marriage, you say? Character: Ernestine. Two love struck actors audition for Broadway and are confronted with questions that are afraid to answer and routines that lead them into questioning their lives. Somebody pinched it, and what I say is, them that pinched it, done her in. It was very late at night. 8 of the Best Monologues for Women Who Speak Their Mind : PerformerStuff More Good Stuff It appears that you are outside of North America. ahhhh, the frosting! I certainly dont expect him to fall in love with me at first sightbut to behave like that! Mr. All of this ties together when she explains that shes been going to doctors in an attempt to diagnose her depression. Lillian Hellmann? . Weve pullednine from our collection that dig deep into a characters innermost psychological workings during a catastrophe. Thats Sally. What are you, around 60? And as a result, the women become more and more productive and therefore, more and more interesting. I hate women who tell me they never had one. Over the course of 34 years, Venita, Maggie, and Sarah confront social and political issues as they fight to assert their identity and protect their friendship. Mother used to jokingly call him "the slave." When I grew up, I expected to find a husband as loving and selfless as my father. I wish you well and I wont bother you anymore. This is for you. I do lewd things. O woman, woman, foolish woman! Click below for the complete play, The Victory Garden Plays, from which Alice's monologue comes: The Victory Garden Plays, a full-length play in 7 parts. . If you are auditioning for an absurdist comedy, this piece may be a good fit for you. Well, this particular yeast infection has no respect for that over-the-counter Monistat. . . The girl hes in love with doesnt know he exists, his father is leaving his mother, and his older brother has been deployed to Iraq. Learn how your comment data is processed. Your registration has been updated. And Mr Podkolyosin isnt too bad, either. I used to think Clive was the one who liked sex. Nothing can hurt you when youre sleeping: you dont put on weight; theres no pressure to make anybody happy (including yourself). Thank you! I know you will never read this letter. She went years without any real incidents. But not always pure. Step 1: Select the amount you would like to purchase: Step 2: Send a customized personal message. Notes: This is a very funny monologue. That was 20 years ago. . that theyre brought to an office building in Maryland where civil-servant types are paid to answer the sane ones. You look like a nice couple. Boston University Stage Troupe, MA, USA, 2021 Chiraptophobia is an inspiring and innovatively structured examination of a communitys struggles with grief and guilt in the wake of the loss of a teenage girl to an eating disorder. I did a really lewd thing, the lewdest thing I ever did and I was stone cold sober. Most successful female playwright since who? Unfortunately, Ive come to in New Jersey to confront my sister Scarlet about some recent credit-card purchases she made without my knowledge. Did you really think this group of women would finish that cookie? 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